Bike Smut

A film festival of radical pleasure

Bike Smut is a collection of short erotic films made by inspired cyclists from all over the world. It is creative, clever, funny, and aware!

The Bike Smut Film Festival is now in its 5th year and has never been just a single person's vision, rather, a coalition of the horny work together to bring this synthesis of transportation and sexuality to life.

The only way to see Bike Smut is when it plays in a theater, bike shop or basement for a live audience. There are no DVDs for sale and no screeners for the media.

Tour Blog!

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This summer every inch of Europe was probed and caressed by Bike Smut's wandering tire treads. Click here to see our European show dates.

Screening dates, show details, rants, reviews, images and insight into the world of Bikesexuality.

Photo Blog!

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Fresh porn delivered to you

Bike Smut is only available as a communal experience. There are no DVDs for sale, but we can give you a sample...

Bike Smut Screenings

Bike Smut 2: Bikexploitation

The only way to see Bike Smut is when it plays in a theater, bike shop or basement for a live audience. There are no DVDs for sale and no screeners for the media. This creates a challenge for us but is the only way to ensure the filmmaker's privacy, and it woks. After more than 1,000 screenings we have had no leaks. We keep filmmakers' identity as safe as they desire.

Bike Smut is a shared experience. Typically we view porn only in the most private places in our home (or for some, at work) are rarely do we talk about it. This is a call for a more honesty in our sexuality. Sex happens. We can either ignore it or accept it. Watching Bike Smut in a social setting encourages talking about sex, gender and other topics considered taboo.

Bike Smut is civic. Current political policies are designed to repress sexual expression and transportation choice. The Bike Smut film festival challenges that trend by enthusiastically displaying the quality of creative expression and the amount of fun inherent in both cycling and sex. Both actives are worth elements of a healthy lifestyle and a pleasant quality of life.

Feeling bike-curious? Why don't you tell us what you think bike porn is, or better yet show us by making a short film. Any consenting adult can do it!

Bike Smut 3: Cycle Bound

"It was hot and good and made me want to make porn."

Bike Porn in the Press

Milan Bikesexual Weekend

Madrid Get textual on our sexuality

Front Page Bike Love in Malmo, Sweden

Bike Porn: A New Kind of Crotch Rocket

Smut Pedaling in the Motor City

Bike porn pedals into the Brattle

Amateur Bicycle Erotica at the Stardust

CineMental CycleBound

San Francisco Tweed

Sexy Madison, Wisconsin

Bike Smut 4:PLAY

Bike Smut 5:SPEED

Pornography is difficult to define. Often, we use a community standard to decide what is obscene as opposed to just erotic. People often say, 'I know pornography when I see it.' I feel pornography is the visceral reaction we get from something that is so graphic that we must turn away, or is so graphic that we cannot turn away.

tour dates

On The Orgasm Trail

FUCK EUROPE

We at Bike Smut have spent 6 months in deep penetration of the European land mass, taking the Bike Smut mission of better sex and better transportation where it has never been before. Our European tour was from April to October of 2011, and we went everywhere.

FUCK VINTAGE EDUCATIONAL COMPUTER GAMES

Presnetly, from October to February, from New York, New York, to Portland, Oregon, the Orgasm Trail tour! Swinging down low south through the sweet spot of the United States, bringing the world's first interactive choose-your-own-adventure Bike Smut road show to life. Host a show!

Details are ever changing click on the

Tour Blog for the most up to date info

November

3 - NYC _ Living Theater

9 - Richmond _ The Stewardess

10 - Asheville _ Preston House

11 - Athens

18 - Savannah

19 - Jacksonville

22 - Coca _ 321 Local

23 - Orlando _ Stardust

25 - Miami w/ Critical Mass

30 - Gainesville

December

3 - Baltimore _ the 5th Dimension

8 - Memphis

9 - New Orleans w Rusty Lazer

11 - Houston

18 - Austin

20, 27 - San Antonio

January

4 - Tuscon

5 - Phoenix

9 - Long Beach

11, 14, 16 - Los Angles

15 - San Diego

22 - Santa Barbra

28 - San Francisco

31 - Davis

February

1 - Sacramento

2 - Santa Cruz

3 - San Francisco

4 - Oakland

8 - Ashland

9 - Eugene

11 - Seattle

17 - Portland

Bike Smut goes Europe!

a map of our intinary:

Hosting a screening is fun and easy! We have a screen and projector, you provide a space and people to enjoy it!

If you'd like Bike Smut to come to your town, email: bikesmut_gmail.com

europe

Bike Smut Euro Tour

FUCK EUROPE

We at Bike Smut have spent 6 months in deep penetration of the European land mass, taking the Bike Smut mission of better sex and better transportation where it has never been before. Our European tour was from April to October of 2011, and we went everywhere.

FUCK VINTAGE EDUCATIONAL COMPUTER GAMES

Presnetly, from October to February, from New York, New York, to Portland, Oregon, the Orgasm Trail tour! Swinging down low south through the sweet spot of the United States, bringing the world's first interactive choose-your-own-adventure Bike Smut road show to life. Host a show!

West Side leg

3 August - Amsterdam, The Netherlands

5 August - Scheveningen, Netherlands

7 August - London, England

12 August - Bristol, England

14 August - Manchester, England

20-21 August - Oxfordshire, England

27 August - Edinburgh, Scotland

28 August - Manchester, England

30 August - London, England

31 August - Cambridge, England

1 September - London, England

2 September - Brighton, England

7 September - Brussels, Belgium

8 September - Amiens, France

10 September - Paris, France

16 September - Madrid, Spain

17 September - Madrid, Spain

22 September - Valencia, Spain

24 September - Barcelona, Spain

27 September - Toulouse, France

29 September - Marsielle, France

30 September - Grenbole, France

1 October - Dijon, France

2-3 October - Lyon, France

5 October - Lausanne, Switzerland

6 October - Torino, Italy

7-8 October - Milan, Italy

10 October - Rome, Italy

12 October - Zurich

27 October - Berlin

Southeastern leg

27 April - Vienna, Austria

30 April - Budapest, Hungary

2 May - Bucharest, Romania

6 May - Istanbul, Turkey

13 May - Ankara, Turkey

15 May - Ankara, Turkey

17 May - Istanbul, Turkey

18 May - Istanbul, Turkey

26 May - Athens, Greece

29 May - Cerkno, Slovenia

31 May - Ljubljana, Slovenia

2 June - Zagreb, Slovenia

3 June - Maribor, Slovenia

7 June - Koper, Slovenia

10 June - Vienna, Austira

12 June - Linz, Austria

13 June - Graz, Austria

15 June - Prague, Czech Rep

17-19 June - Tabor, Czech Rep

20 June - Brno, Czech Republic

21 June - Bratislava, Slovakia

22 June - Pardubice, Czech Republic

Northern leg

24 June - Poznan, Poland

28 June to 3 July - Warsaw, Poland

5 July - Gdansk, Poland

7 July - Berlin, Germany

9 July - Berlin, Germany

15 July - Hamburg, Germany

16 July - Kiel, Germany

21 July - Malmo, Sweden

23 July - Gothenburg, Sweden

25-31 July - Copenhagen, Denmark

30 July - Berlin, Germany

Bike Smut goes Europe!

a map of our completed and proposed intinary:

Hosting a screening is fun and easy! We have a screen and projector, you provide a space and people to enjoy it!

If you'd like Bike Smut to come to your town, email: bikesmut_gmail.com

who are we

Reverend Phil

Poppy Cox

Curator Status: on tour

Queen Status: on tour

Liberty Sprocket

Gigi Malibu

Sexercise Instructor Status: Spanish Conquistadora

Theoretician Status: Inland Empiring

The Robot

Roland Bosma

Robo-bikesexual Status: bike messengering

Photographer Status: MIA

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Poppycox

Poppy Cox

Aliases: Miss Cherry Contrary, Flangita the Sex Kitten, Coquelicot

Started her life in Seattle WA. Trained as a deviant artist and spy photographer from the age of 18 in London, England, where she lived for 7 years. There she was an active member of the London New Burlesque scene as well as front woman for the noise band/performance art troupe known as Le Couteau Jaune. She has performed all over the UK and Europe and was nominated for performance artist of the year at the 2006 Erotic Awards. She is an expert with cardboard and paper mache and a licensed pinata-maker. Efforts are being made to discover her secret paper mache recipe specifically used for pinata making.

Her recent exploits have included:

Dancing at the worlds only unionized, worker-owned cooperative peep-show, The Lusty Lady in San Francisco, CA

Creating giant female and male sex organ puppets for an off-broadway show in NYC

Associating with bicycle pornographers in Portland, OR

Getting paid for sex at the Chelsea Hotel

She is a keen feminist and avid cyclist. She prefers city settings, strong coffee and eccentric outfits.

Her known missions include:

Converting people to bike-sexuality

Having great orgasms

Creating fun

Liberty Sprocket

Liberty Sprocket

Liberty Sprocket is a young, lithe and nubile anarcho-monarchist seeking class struggle and gainful employment on the road with Bike Smut. He has formerly haphazardly plied his trade with labor unions, migrant dairy farmworkers, anarchist publishers, Oaxacan wind turbines, plasmonic nanophotovoltaics, and many disparate others. These are all now surpassed by an all-consuming carnal desire for promoting the total liberation of human sexuality and transportation by penetrating the restrictive boundaries of patriarchal, heternormative capitalist society with the weapon of BIKE SMUT.

Rev Phil

Reverend Phil

Began his life on his family homestead in Yoder, just south of Portland, OR. Spent his adolescence as an activist for short pants at a public boarding school in eastern Oregon.

He was ordained in 1996 and is considered a Saint in the Church of Bicycle Jesus by Seattle's Dead Baby Bike Club.

He relocated to Portland, OR toward the end of last millenium. Early on, he worked with Free Geek, recycling technological waste and bringing technology to the masses ("helping the needy get nerdy") He is known as a figurehead of the Portland bicycle community and is a regular organiser and activist for free fun. He was also one of the driving forces behind popularizing Hardcourt Bike Polo.

He was banned for life from PGE Park after running naked across the field between innings at a baseball game, arrested for stopping a car from crashing into his fellow riders at Portland's 2006 World Naked Bike ride and electrocuted by Taser for not having a bike light. Allegations have been made that he is a merely a performance artist who is using his life as huge performance art project.

In 2007 he created Bike Smut, a project using film and performance to promote sexual and transportation liberation. Bike Smut also encourages joyful exploration, shameless flirtation and radical honesty. He has since travelled thousands of miles around and across North America converting people of all orientations to bike sexuality.

Investigations are being made into a rumoured 'advanced' wine corking technique of Sano's that does not require a cork screw. He is also known to carry up to eight beers on his person at any one time.

Roland Bosma

Roland Bosma

Leaving the blue skies of the Old West for Europe, Roland joins Bike Smut to photograph the exquisite expression of bike-sexuality.

Each moment of this historic journey unfolds countless realities. Roland's talent is in the presentation of these realities through the filter of his photographic eye.

Kind hearted and open, he backs the team with the quiet enthusiasm and self assurance of a fearless traveler.

Roland is the former owner of alternative bicycle shop Spooky Tooth Cycles located outside of Tombstone, Arizona.

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