Huzza It is Here!
That evening you when Santa shows up with presents?
That afternoon when your boss returns from a 5-martini lunch and decides to give you a raise?
That morning where your lover gives you a wake up massage, then morning head, then organizes your 50 gigabyte music collection?
… it has come.
FOR TODAY WE WILL PROVIDE YOU WITH SO MUCH HOT SEXUALIZED BICYCLE CONTENT THAT YOU WILL SURwe LY WANT TO WEAR SEVERAL PAIRS OF UNDERWEAR.
(note: if you frequently wear several pairs of underwear you should consider just doubling yesterday’s number)
This is more than a typical hot time with you and your sexy internet girlfriend. This is your sexy internet girlfriend materalizing in your lap wearing a revealing miniskirt holding a 5th of Knob Creek.
But just like most seductive occurances the tease is quite important so you will have to wait until later today to try to use Bike Porn to get fired from work.
at 3pm PST expect to learn about our FOURTH annual call for submissions and the guiding theme for this year’s program. The art
then at 4pm PST we will