A history of Bike Smut

In the past four years we have shared our program of erotic bicycle movies quite a few times, in quite a few places. Hundreds of screenings later we still have never had any leaks!

“How can that be?” you ask.

Great follow up question, thank you for helping us illuminate this idea further.

We do not make DVDs, we do not send screeners to the media. The filmmakers privacy is sacred and we shall not violate that trust and even though selling DVDs would make this a financially viable institution, and sending copies to the media would get us a butt load of press, we say “nay!” (often with a stuffy, British voice). “Nay, we shalt cheapen the experience of gathering as a community together!” For once we see in each other these ideals we can’t help from recognizing that freedom of movement via human powered transportation and sexual liberation not only come from similar origins but also deliver you to a beautiful future!

But we are cleaning up things around here, so this ever expanding list of shows that used to be available on the sidebar and caused much confusion is going to live in this dark corner of the Bike Smut blog from now on.

Thanks for the mamories!

(In reverse order.)

Bike Porn 4:PLAY

European Tour


27 April – Vienna, Austria
30 April – Budapest, Hungary
2 May – Fabrica, Bucharest, Romania
6 May – Lambda Istanbul, İstanbul, Turkey
13 May – ODTÜ, Ankara, Turkey
15 May – Kaos GL, Ankara, Turkey
17 May – Boğaziçi Üniversitesi, İstanbul, Turkey
18 May – Empire Project Gallery, Istanbul, Turkey
26 May – BFest, Athens, Greece
29 May – Cerkno, Slovenia
31 May – Social Center Rog, Ljubljana, Slovenia
2 June – Zagreb, Croatia
3 June – Kino Udarnik, Maribor, Slovenia
7 June – MKSMC, Koper, Slovenia
10 June – Wien Bikekitchen, Vienna, Austria
12 June – Kapu, Linz, Austria
13 June – Styrian Sprint Shop, Graz, Austria
15 June – Cross Club, Prague, Czech Republic
17 to 19 June – GenderFuck festival, Tabor, Czech Republic
20 June – Galerie Skleněná Louka, Brno, Czech Republic
21 June – Bratislava Bikekitchen, Bratislava, Slovakia
22 June – Klub 29, Pardubice, Czech Republic
24 June – Cafe Miesna, Poznan, Poland
28 June to 3 July – Bike Punk Fest, Warsaw, Poland
5 July – Lenin Shipyard, Gdansk, Poland
7 July – King Kong Klub, Berlin, Germany
9 Berlin – Schwelle 7, Berlin, Germany
14 July – Autonomes Zentrum, Cologne, Germany
15 July – Gangerviertel, Hamburg, Germany
16 July – Erbse, Kiel, Germany
21 July – Kontrapunkt, Malmo, Sweden
23 July – Bokkafe Velgo, Gothenburg, Sweden
25 July to 31 July – Queer Festival, Copenhagen, Denmark
30 July – Kopi Squat, Berlin, Germany
3 August – Filmhuis Cavia, Amsterdam, The Netherlands
5-6 August – DIY Bikefest, Scheveningen, The Netherlands
7 August – Passing Clouds, London, England
12 August – The Motorcycle Showroom, Bristol, England
14 August – Yard Theatre, Manchester, England
20-21 August – Supernormal Festival, Oxfordshire, England
27 August – The Forest, Edinburgh, Scotland
28 August – Islington Mill, Manchester, England

30 August – Royal Vauxhall Tavern, London, England
31 August – ReWorks, Cambridge, England
1 September – Colorama, London, England

2 September – The Marlborough Theatre, Brighton, England
7 September – Andrea’s house, Brussels, Belgium
8 September – Les Marmottes, Amiens, France
10 September – Nicolas Ehrhart Cycles &Le Houla Oups, Paris, France
16 September – Casablanca, Madrid, Spain
17 September – Patio Maravillas, Madrid, Spain
22 September – Teatro de los Manantiales, Valencia, Spain
24 September – My Beautiful Parking, Barcelona, Spain
27 September – Le Trou de Balle, Toulouse, France
29 September – Association le No, Marseilles, France
30 September – Un p’tit vélo dans la tête, Grenoble, France
1 October – Les Tanneries, Dijon, France
2-3 October – Tostaki, Lyon, France
5 October – Cinema Oblo, Lausanne, Switzerland
6 October – Csoa Gabrio, Turin, Italy
7 October – Cascina Torchiera, Milan, Italy
8 October – Sos Furnace, Milan, Italy
9 October – Mondrian Suite, Rome, Italy
11 October – Ciclofficina, Modena, Italy
12 October – Autonomer Beauty Salon, Zurich, Switzerland
14 October – Kafe Marat, Munich, Germany
27 October – Porn Film Fest Berlin separatist show
The 2011 Northern Exposure Tour
1/28 Victoria
1/29 Vancouver
2/5 Seattle
2/11 Olympia
3/3 Pullman
3/6 Bozeman
3/7 Minneapolis
3/11 Madison
3/12 Milwaukee
3/13 Chicago
3/16 Detroit
3/18 Buffalo
3/26 Toronto
3/27 Ottawa
3/30 Montreal
3/31 Burlington, VT
4/1 Boston
4/2 Boston
4/6 Providence
4/9 New York

Tap the Rockies Tour, 2010
11/12 Salt Lake City
11/19 Boulder
11/21 Fort Collins, CO
12/4 Denver

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Bike Porn 3 CYCLE BOUND

.. THE BACKLASH TOUR ..
February – June 2010
Imagine a DIY porn caravan heading south to Baja, East to the Atlantic, North to Canada, and all the way home to Cascadia.
50 cities in 100 days… yes, you may crap yourself on our behalf.

2/5 Vancouver,
2/6 Victoria,
2/11 Portland
2/15 Eugene
2/18 Ashland
Sacramento
Davis, CA POSTPONED
2/19 San Francisco
2/20 ” “
2/21 Oakland
2/25 Santa Barbara
2/26 Claremont Colleges
2/27 Los Angles
2/28 Long Beach
3/1 San Diego
3/3 Tempe
3/4 Tucson
3/6 Bisbee
3/8 San Antonio
3/10 Austin
3/12 Houston
3/13 New Orleans
3/16 Mobile
3/17 Pensacola
3/18 Gainesville
3/19 Orlando
3/20 Sarasota
3/23 Jacksonville
3/25 Savannah
3/26 Atlanta
3/27 Asheville
3/31 Carrboro
4/2 Richmond
4/7 Baltimore
4/8 Washington DC
4/9 Lancaster
4/11 Philadelphia
4/12 somewhere in NJ? NEIN!
4/16 Brooklyn
4/18 New Haven
4/19 Providence
4/21 Boston
4/22 White River Jct, VT
4/23 Ottawa
4/24 Montreal
4/25 Toronto
4/26 Buffalo
4/27 Pittsburgh
4/28 Columbus
4/30 Detroit
5/1 Chicago
5/4 Milwaukee
5/5 Madison
5/8 Minneapolis
5/12 Winnipeg
5/14 Regina
5/15 Saskatoon
5/18 Edmonton
5/21 Calgary
5/25 Missoula
5/27 Bellingham
5/29 Vancouver
6/4 Olympia

  • 6/12, 6/22 Portland – Bonus screenings
  • ————————————————-
    Bike Porn 2: Bikexploitation

    Viva Canada

  • 4/26 Victoria BC w/ Bike Prom
  • 5/29 Vancouver with pirates!
  • Westward HO! Bikexploitation Tour

  • 10/6 Boise
  • 10/7 Pocatello
  • 10/9 Salt Lake City
  • 10/16 Ft Collins
  • 10/17 Boulder
  • 10/18 Denver
  • 10/21 Moab
  • 10/24 Durango
  • 10/27 Albuquerque
  • 10/29 Houston
  • 11/1 Austin
  • 11/5 Bisbee
  • 11/6 Tucson
  • 11/13 Phoenix
  • 11/19 San Diego
  • 11/21 Pitzer College
  • 11/23 Los Angeles!
  • 11/25 Santa Cruz
  • 11/28 San Francisco
  • 11/29 Oakland
  • 12/4 Eugene

    Home, Sweet Home

  • 6/13/08 Clinton Street Theater
  • 10/2/08 Hollywood Theater
  • Bike Porn Cascadian Bikexploitation Tour (2008)

  • 9/18 Bellingham
  • 9/20 Seattle
  • 9/22 Olympia
  • ————————————————-
    The Pornography of the Bicycle
    Bike Porn goes to Bike Prom! (2008)

  • 4/25 Victoria with special screening of the Velo Vixen documentary

    The Bike Porn Eastern Swing! (2008)

  • 3/13 Minneapolis
  • 3/14 Chicago
  • 3/18 Columbus
  • 3/19 Pittsburgh
  • 3/22 New York
  • 3/24 Philadelphia
  • 3/26 Washington DC
  • 3/27 Richmond
  • 3/31 Chapel Hill, NC
  • 4/1 Nashville Rat Patrol House implodes, “shitstorm” cited
  • 4/3 Denver
  • 4/4 SLC
  • The Bike Calipornification Tour (2007-8)
    12/28 – Los Angeles
    1/2/08 – Davis
    1/3/08 – San Francisco
    1/5/08 – Cottage Grove

    The Cascadian Bike Porn Tour (2007)
    9/17 Seattle
    9/19 Bellingham
    9/21 Vancouver B.C.

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