Bike! Now with more Porn! The Trailer

we are now unofficially associated with Porn Hub.

Well now, apparently it already is making our dick bigger AND ALSO our pussy wet, which is great news to us! So get ready for massive dripping sexual organs all over your keyboard as you behold this, our final answer to the “why does everyone hate bike porn” quandary.


Bike Porn 3: Cycle Bound

Not only is their website unlikely to revoke our “member” ship but they have other fine movies

behold this gem: Bike rack

“For every ass the correct wheel”
we guess? Anyone wanna translate that for those of us who fancy themselves speakers of Spanglish?

3 comments on “Bike! Now with more Porn! The Trailer
  1. Anonymous says:

    Seriously? It’s in German, which is nothing like Spanish.

  2. Anonymous says:

    “For every ass the correct wheel” looks right according to Google (who doesn’t know “Arseh”):

    http://translate.google.com/#de|en|F%C3%BCr%20jeden%20Arseh%20das%20richtige%20Rad

  3. revphil says:

    wow, well yes, sometimes our commentators are smart, sometimes they are smart asses

    I guess that German is closer to Spanglish than Spanish, but that annoy poster will prob never realize how lame he/she is.

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