Bike Porn Bankruptcy in Montana

What tragedy! We have been getting great traction all over North America, with numerous oversexed bikers lamenting out inability to be on their shammies until March, or April, or 2012 even.

But now we have learned that there might be NO ONE in all of Montana that wants to jack their seat-post for us!

It was only 9 months ago that we proudly presented our biker junk for the whole of Missoula to enjoy, to which they rose out of their chairs and pants in triumphant rejoice.

How can be?

Perhaps is time to remind our dear readers that while we do plenty of grandiose performances at places like The Music Box, The Byrd, The Brattle, The Hollywood Theater… each of which are historical treasures in their own right, that we also have done shows in yoga studios, sex parlors, garages, basements, living rooms, underpasses, and mirror sculpture gardens.

As a friend once told us, a church is a people, not the building in which they pray. So too shall our gathering of consenting adults to engage and dissect the creative musings of sexy bike artists not be defined by the space in which we show as much as the willingness of the audience to learn and share and engorge… er grow.

If you know someone who should be hosting a screening of Bike Porn in Montana (ideally along I-90) on March 3rd-5th tell them to ping us up at bikesmut@gmail.com immediately! This is the only chance to get 4:PLAY.

This is our calling. We bring bike love to the masses. In turn, you bring the masses to us.

photo credit to ehow

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