Bike Porn TONIGHT… WITH STRIP KNIFE FIGHTS!


What the fuck is a Strip Knife Fight you ask?

how pointed a question, where is the subtlety, the romance, the French word for some other word?

Knife Fights are a sort of 1 on 1 game of bike polo. Imagine a game of footdown, plus sword fighting = KNIFE FIGHTS

but in this case, the looser strips. Tonight only as a part of the worlds best idea for a polo turny, the Polo Domination eXhibition

Bike Porn 4: Play
Clinton Street Theater
2522 SE Clinton St
Portland, Oregon

all shows at 9pm

  • Friday 6/18 w KNIFE FIGHTS
  • Sun 6/20 w HAMMERCISE
  • Mon 6/21 TBA
  • Tue 6/22 TBA
  • Wed 6/23 TBA

$6 ~ 18 and over

to respect the performers privacy, the films are never shown on the Internet nor released on DVD. The only way to view Bike Porn 4: Play is to attend the steamy screenings.

Part of Pedalpalooza

photo credit

2 comments on “Bike Porn TONIGHT… WITH STRIP KNIFE FIGHTS!
  1. hey bike smut! was that you on the Broadway bridge during the WNBR standing on some concrete trying to get arrested?

  2. revphil says:

    There were cameras all over, the exact locations of any of our operatives is beyond our knowledge as they are independent cells of anti-resistance … cause they have lube.

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