Bikes Kill Old Porn – part II

In our last post we may have broke the news that someone was blaming bike lanes as a reason why their business sucks. And also that business sells pornography.


According to the shop owner, it’s the effect of the recession, increasing shop rents and bicycle lanes that have influenced the company’s financial downturn the most.

http://www.cphpost.dk/culture/culture/122-culture/48007-worlds-oldest-porn-shop-to-shut.html

Sure blame the bikes. In fairness cyclists, especially the practical Danish bikers, do often represent a rather frugal population whom frequently dont pay for things they dont have to, like porn or auto insurance. Still a look into the company’s past could shed some light

Turn back the clock to Copenhagen 1964, a Mr and Mrs willy and laila Strauss opens its doors to the people but is soon to close following financial troubles. Among the reasons, fines for selling child pornography.

http://news.google.com/newspapers?nid=1310&dat=19840827&id=G2oVAAAAIBAJ&sjid=heEDAAAAIBAJ&pg=5733,6870311

WHAT DID WE SAY? HUH? INESTI-FUCKING-GATIVE JOURNALIZM!

Rather than try and declare that the material was sneaked in by some sort of neighborhood street kids, or better yet that it was planted by the arresting officers (LINK TO TACKLERS STORY) the company took the hard way, defending their right to sell child porn even as they agreed to not do it in the future.

Well it was the 70s. that was a differnt time. LOLITA REFERENCE? TROPIC OF CAPRICORN was not a subtle reference to Battlestar Galactica and the rich and famous would go to the grand openings of new porn movies all the time. All of which has changed by not forcing people to masturbate in public allowing people to take porn to the privacy of their homes.

The question of Child Porn has never really been tackled by Bike Porn Industries, after all we thought it had been decided that anyone who uses the phrase child and porn and doesnt use the phrase pervert would soon be hearing from the Bureau http://www.fbi.gov/innocent.htm

as promised here are our versions of willy wanker
http://www.dtheatre.com/read.php?sid=2811

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