This is why we still are mentally able to make ourselves go on tour. Please enjoy this inspired press release from our Northern friends.
BIKE PORN: 4PLAY at Madame
34th & Chi
Monday, March 7th, doors 6:30pm, show 7:00pm
$5-10 slide-it-in scale, $5 with a bike porn fetish outfit/helmet
Facebook your badself
QUICK, GET OFF FROM YOUR BIKE! No, I don’t mean stop RIDING, I mean BIKE PORN is COMING to YOU.
That’s right, Reverend Phil is back from Portland with your favorite freaky footage:
exercycle ass play!
rear derailleur? I don’t even know ‘er!
straight people! having sex!! on bikes!
queers! having sex!! on bikes!
bikes! having sex! with bikes!
SEX!!! WITH BIKES!!!
Get brand new pair of rubbers, pop those spoke nipples into place, and bring the whole bottle of chain lube, cuz you’re gonna need it!
BIKE PORN: 4PLAY!
Sneak peek at Smitten Kitten this Saturday, 2/26 and at
Bike Porn 4PLAY is proudly presented by: BIKE SMUT, Revolting Queers and QBG
We exist so everyone can learn and have fun in a safe and welcoming environment and as a healthy, alternative venue for Queers to socialize, network, and share ideas. We endorse Queer political activism, sexual health advocacy, and the three R’s (reducing, reusing, and reCYCLING, that is!).
purty cool eh?