Bring Back That Minneapolis Bike Love

This is why we still are mentally able to make ourselves go on tour. Please enjoy this inspired press release from our Northern friends.

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BIKE PORN: 4PLAY at Madame

34th & Chi

Monday, March 7th, doors 6:30pm, show 7:00pm

$5-10 slide-it-in scale, $5 with a bike porn fetish outfit/helmet

CASH ONLY!

Facebook your badself

QUICK, GET OFF FROM YOUR BIKE! No, I don’t mean stop RIDING, I mean BIKE PORN is COMING to YOU.

That’s right, Reverend Phil is back from Portland with your favorite freaky footage:

naked polo!

exercycle ass play!

poon-popping wheelies!

tandem action!

bike bondage!

cog-suckers!

bottom brackets!

top tubes!

rear derailleur? I don’t even know ‘er!

straight people! having sex!! on bikes!

queers! having sex!! on bikes!

bikes! having sex! with bikes!

EVERYBODY!!

SEX!!! WITH BIKES!!!

Get brand new pair of rubbers, pop those spoke nipples into place, and bring the whole bottle of chain lube, cuz you’re gonna need it!

BIKE PORN: 4PLAY!

Sneak peek at Smitten Kitten this Saturday, 2/26 and at

http://bikeporntour.blogspot.com/2010/11/bikeporn-4play-trailer.html

Bike Porn 4PLAY is proudly presented by: BIKE SMUT, Revolting Queers and QBG

How cool is that. We are totally gonna throw down for the QBG, just read their totally awesome/radical/bike punk statement:
Queer Bike Gang (QBG) consists of a bunch of Queers who wanna ride bikes together around the Twin Cities. You’re perfect for QBG if: 1)You’re a homo/lez/bi/trans/genderqueer/label-free or ally 2)You sort of know how to ride a bike 3)You want to hang out with others like you.

We exist so everyone can learn and have fun in a safe and welcoming environment and as a healthy, alternative venue for Queers to socialize, network, and share ideas. We endorse Queer political activism, sexual health advocacy, and the three R’s (reducing, reusing, and reCYCLING, that is!).



purty cool eh?

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