Call for Entries: Bike Porn 4 PLAY

THIS JUST IN, THE DEADLINE HAS BEEN EXTENDED! Just like an extra cycle we are pushing the limits… how much longer can we haul your procrastinating ass around?

Until May 31st. Then you will be too late to get on the porn bus!

Get ready for action… with your BRAIN!

This is our call for submissions to our 4th year of bikesexual content.

We want to see the human/bicycle condition represented in a new exciting way. We want to have our feelings on sexuality challenged. We want an unprecedented amount of consensual sexual energy!

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We love hot people on hot bikes but that is not the totality of Bike Porn. Maybe you can reach deeper. Why are bikes sexy? Show us what happens to your body just before you ride. Show us just after! Can you visually demonstrate the tingle you get?

Or, take it from another perspective. Instead of sexing up a bike, why not create a movie about adding more bicycle to sex!

We want a variety of kinds of bikes too! In the 1st year we had soap box racers. 4 wheels, no drive train… is that even a bike?!? Since then we haven’t even had a trike or unicycle. what gives??!!? Diversify already! WHERE ARE MY BUTT BOARDERS AT? There are so many different kinds of cycling… we dont care if you are commuting or recreating, racing or cruising, climbing or bombing, paved streets or bushwacking, for love or money, singlets or unitards we take it all and we want it all!

Also, where are the dudes? We have seen a lot of different people with different genitalia expressing their love of bikes, but as famed stencil artist Tiago deJerk said coming out of the show, “I loved the program so much jizzed into your popcorn when your head was turned, but where is the dick?”* (Loosely translated from Portuguese)

Strong words Mr DeJerk (self incriminating too). To be clear, we love all our bold women but it would be great to see more men inspired to create and share. Even though dudes are frequently able to drop their drawers at a moment’s notice there was a lack of proud men willing to show us the goods. As one of our tour peeps sayz every time she tells some poor unsuspecting guy to take his pants off: “DEMYSTIFY THE PENIS!”

The content you submit is ideally (although not necessarily) related to the theme, “4 Play.” This theme is for you, the creator, to interpret. Use any media you like although the more original the better.

Moreover any form of artwork on the theme is welcome. Most will be in the form of a totally sweet movie on Mini-DV tape shot in 16×9 cinema ratio. DVDs and VCDs will probably work fines but are more prone to errors. BUT if you are so moved by the ideas of bikes and sex that you want to say, make us a college about bikes and dicks… well we are not in any position to say no.

You have until the 10th of May to put your entry into our headquarters:

CycleBound
C/O Bike Porn Industries
1035 NE Skidmore St
Portland, Oregon 97211

Please include the following info with your submission:

  • movie title
  • year of film’s completion
  • director(s), or anyone who deserves props.
  • running time
  • movie synopsis (if you don’t write something we may write something for you)
  • What protection do you want? Some people request that a movie is never played in a particular city. Others are hoping to have everyone see the movie. Choose which licenses your work is protected by!

Selected works will be included in the ever-expanding Bike Porn Tour. In the past three years (with hundreds of screenings) no artists have had their work leaked onto any lame porn websites or anywhere else for that matter. This is an excellent opportunity to share your vision with the hungry masses in a safe setting.

The gauntlet is down. You have your walking/biking/humping orders.

Don’t wait for the last minute. Make inspiring bike porn today!

7 comments on “Call for Entries: Bike Porn 4 PLAY
  1. gowri says:

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  2. revphil says:

    gawd we have no idea what to feel about this kind of spam.

    its probably deserving of its own blog post… yesh!

  3. Zed says:

    should i send some sort of a physical copy of my bike porn? if you aren’t interested in it either, lemme know. cheers! Z. http://vimeo.com/8786563

  4. revphil says:

    Thanks Z, yes please send in a physical copy to the address listed above with the info that is requested, thanks!

  5. Anonymous says:

    hi gang
    just meet some of you in Fremont Wa atbreak fast i am the Bellringer….

  6. revphil says:

    fastest turnover of a bikeporn breakfast ever!

  7. Anonymous says:

    you had me at porn

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