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Olympic Valentine

Holy Cascadian dream! There are only a few days left before we cool our heels in the everlasting puddles of Portland. But first we have to smeear our vulvae all over Washington’s seat tubes. Just last night we got word

Olympic Valentine

Holy Cascadian dream! There are only a few days left before we cool our heels in the everlasting puddles of Portland. But first we have to smeear our vulvae all over Washington’s seat tubes. Just last night we got word

Return to Cascadia

In just another day we will be back in Oregon. In just the past 12 months we have been touring without much of a break…  at our most recent tally we had gone approx 44 THOUSAND miles (which is like

Return to Cascadia

In just another day we will be back in Oregon. In just the past 12 months we have been touring without much of a break…  at our most recent tally we had gone approx 44 THOUSAND miles (which is like

Seeing the woods from the Oakland

Bay Area… sounds kind of dirty. Like, did he touch you in the Bay Area? Did you like it? No more rumors, get all the juicy bike action you demand! And in this case, since we are screening at a

Seeing the woods from the Oakland

Bay Area… sounds kind of dirty. Like, did he touch you in the Bay Area? Did you like it? No more rumors, get all the juicy bike action you demand! And in this case, since we are screening at a

Cruzin 4 Santa

  Its on the coast, there are lots of beautiful bikers, and its happening tonight! BIKE SMUT SANTA CRUZ The Bicycle Church 703 Pacific Avenue # B  9pm, donations We promise this will be the last “Santa-themed” blog post for

Cruzin 4 Santa

  Its on the coast, there are lots of beautiful bikers, and its happening tonight! BIKE SMUT SANTA CRUZ The Bicycle Church 703 Pacific Avenue # B  9pm, donations We promise this will be the last “Santa-themed” blog post for

Getting missionary with it

OMG THIS BURRITO IS FUCKING DELICIOUS! thats just the kind of brash statement that could escape your lips without warning if you are in attendance of our show this Friday night. Only replace “BURRITO” with “BICYCLE” and “DELICIOUS” with “ME”

Getting missionary with it

OMG THIS BURRITO IS FUCKING DELICIOUS! thats just the kind of brash statement that could escape your lips without warning if you are in attendance of our show this Friday night. Only replace “BURRITO” with “BICYCLE” and “DELICIOUS” with “ME”

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