Category: safety

Savannah, Practice Safe BikeSex

Most US streets are not considered particularly comfortable for mostĀ animals. In fact, they are’t considered safe for people either! Only humans with a protective shell are thought to be safe. What a mindfuck that the only ways a person is

Savannah, Practice Safe BikeSex

Most US streets are not considered particularly comfortable for mostĀ animals. In fact, they are’t considered safe for people either! Only humans with a protective shell are thought to be safe. What a mindfuck that the only ways a person is

Bike porn quantitative research report

There’s something about Italian cocks. As soon as our miniature rabble breached the borders of Italy and commenced our pornographic depredations, our Bike Smut merchandise table experienced an entirely unprecedented swarming by condom-hungry Italians. They have far exceeded anything we

Bike porn quantitative research report

There’s something about Italian cocks. As soon as our miniature rabble breached the borders of Italy and commenced our pornographic depredations, our Bike Smut merchandise table experienced an entirely unprecedented swarming by condom-hungry Italians. They have far exceeded anything we

Happy April 1st

There’s 1000s of ways to engage the body of work that is bike sex. Tonight, as a special treat to our fans in Boston we will be unveiling our own branded line of rigorously tested prophylactics! Only available at shows,

Happy April 1st

There’s 1000s of ways to engage the body of work that is bike sex. Tonight, as a special treat to our fans in Boston we will be unveiling our own branded line of rigorously tested prophylactics! Only available at shows,

While we wouldn’t hesitate to call ourselves heroes we are still able to acknowledge and possibly even support a fellow two-wheeled crime fighter in action. So it is with some honor (avoiding a confrontation after tossing your bike into oncoming

While we wouldn’t hesitate to call ourselves heroes we are still able to acknowledge and possibly even support a fellow two-wheeled crime fighter in action. So it is with some honor (avoiding a confrontation after tossing your bike into oncoming

anal luminens

Ah British humor. I guess as long as there are no women dropping their drawers its not considered pornographic? Perhaps it’s not exploitive this way. Booya, take that planet anal bike! So was that a full on cargo bike? Hot.

anal luminens

Ah British humor. I guess as long as there are no women dropping their drawers its not considered pornographic? Perhaps it’s not exploitive this way. Booya, take that planet anal bike! So was that a full on cargo bike? Hot.

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