Cycle Bound Reactions

Hey there humptastic bike jerks! We need your insightful/obscene thoughts on the show!

Please let us bike porn people know how we can do it better in the comments below!

38 comments on “Cycle Bound Reactions
  1. Tiago DeJerk says:

    Bike Porn 3 is the best, so far!

    My suggestion goes to filmmakers, and that is to make more male empowering films. Chicks (hetero, bi or queer) are kicking ass, men not so much.

  2. Anonymous says:

    it was definitely bike porn, but that last piece was just too long for my taste…my neighbor and i were yawning. thank goodness for you and your tearaway pants and karaoke to wake us back up after the interminable tour de pants!

  3. Anonymous says:

    Oh my goodness, yes! I loved this year’s bike porn so much. Best yet, I think. I was totally horny afterwards, which, I guess it the ultimate goal of porn, eh? I had awesome sex that night & I thank you, bike porn, for it. I felt like the films were a shout out to sex positive culture, dirty little sluts, consent, and safe sex — stuff I all identify with. It was great to see the gender bending of the last piece. I felt it was great for Portland’s bike community to see dudes with pussy & embrace the ambiguity of gender for real! Big ups to the queer community and Tour de (mutha effin’) Pants! phew, that shit was HAWT!

  4. nash duey says:

    I loved the fast paced variety at the beginning. It started out with the lesbian fisting right away and then got into films that were a little more implicit or subtly sexy. I felt some films were too literal and explicit, but some were a little more clever about it.

    The genderbending pants-touring film was a great (eye-opening for some) ender. Though, I did feel that it dragged a bit too long and could have been more succinct in its presentation.

  5. Anonymous says:

    I loved the Taser Porn. Best ever RevPhil!

  6. I appreciate your suggestion.

  7. revphil says:

    thanks for the comments everyone. Not sure what some of you are referring to, alas.

  8. Anonymous says:

    FanFUCKINtastic! Great job to all the film makers. Loved the humor and creative people. It was the best BIKE PORN. There was just so much to take in! Thought all the films were great but the last one was just too long. Everytime you thought it was done it just kept going and going. Maybe if they separated them into shorts…


    Thank you for being so funny and great!

  9. bIKEpUNK says:

    Oh Hell ya! We had a blast. Each film was exciting and eye grabbing! Thanks to all you adventurous bike pornographers – you were awesome.

    Will tell everyone to check it out!

  10. Anonymous says:

    The best thing I have ever seen at the movies in my life!

  11. malenkost says:

    come vancouver please ;)

  12. Anonymous says:

    the last film’s content was definitely important but WAYYYYYYYYYY too long!!! boring. the DBB shit was awesome. the first film – a pictoral animation – was the best of the bunch.

  13. Anonymous says:

    Taser Porn!

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  15. revphil says:

    thanks annony-posters. The tour de Pants has been tightened and is now more kickass than ever! In fact it’s so fresh now it’s like it has been reborn (only not covered in placenta, not that there is anything wrong with that)

  16. bokomaru4 says:

    better stoned–but I liked the gender bending, and it was actually kinda hot in parts (last year was a lot of gross-out stuff–ths was hott).

  17. rosiRose says:

    This really helped my all around state of mind! Thanks for the many textures f the films. So much slapstick and humor and sweat and teasing. Love the sport!

  18. Zed says:

    i still miss bike porn 1, it held my crusty old bike porn heart. i wish we could see more hott bikes in future showings. while pushing the gender issue was keen on the last film was interesting, it went way too long. def. more bike action ie. mini bike winter, fixed gear and tall bike on tall bike action.

  19. Anonymous says:

    Big hell yeah to Bike Porn, caught your Ft. Collins show, and am still unsure as to how likely it might have been to have the police show up. Worth it, whatever the consequences.

    I don’t really know what I was supposed to take from all of that, but it synced up nicely with my view that pornography is essentially an objectifying endeavor. While that is not inherently a morally depraved quality, I feel it is fair to say that the norm of female objectification is strong in most mainstream porn, and it reaches disgusting extremes rather regularly.

    I decided to be done with porn some time ago, but Bike Porn, was well worth my suspension of that. Whatever the intent, well worth the thought fodder provided. And the night it tipped off was batshit as all hell; worth the world.

  20. Anonymous says:

    It was a really cool idea, but I think that sexuality was still rather being exploited in it, as well as the objectification of women. Conversely, I remember looking forward to more sex on bikes, or something like that.

    Also, I was really drunk, so perhaps you shouldn’t be listening to me.

    The Magnolia House enjoyed your company! Please come back soon!
    <3 Angela

  21. Anonymous says:

    Bike Porn 3 helped me hook up with a hottie! Thank you Bike Porn perverts!

  22. Anonymous says:

    Thanks for making sex-positive porn! You rock!

  23. Andi Marie says:

    I thought it was simply amazing, and can’t wait to try to help bring it down south.

  24. Anonymous says:

    Saw it once in Portland during Pedalpalooza, and in Vancouver BC just yesterday.
    Love it.
    Tho’ I’ll never look at drop handlebars in quite the same way again…lol.
    Want to get my ears on several of the songs used:
    “No,no,no.Yes” and “Love you tonight” in particular really tweak my musical strings :).
    Any links to the music/Artists?
    I would be more than happy to pay/reward the Songwriters/Performers for such wonderful tunes.

  25. trolf says:

    Last night was my first viewing of Bike Porn 3 cyclebound and I have to say it was my favorite by far.
    I may be a little biased since I’ve seen the first 2 Bike Porns tons of times each. I had heard some complaints about the last film in cyclebound, but I now know those people just don’t have vision because that was a whole Bike Porn film fest in and of itself.

    The prologue and epilogue ( you know the singing and..uh..whatnot) was perfect and sealed the deal. I bet it plays really well on the road.

    Huey. Please keep taking your amazing photos. I can never get enough of our friends doing awesome and stupid shit. And it will be sweet to look back on them when we’re all invalids in a home somewhere.

  26. Anonymous says:

    This “blew” all other sport/sex movie genre’s away! Really well done. It’s sexy how people can be dedicated to film as well as erotic as well as allow themselves to be vulnerable– all while pedaling. These movies were fantastic and oftentimes very very clever. I’m glad I came– on my bike– even got me sum. Keep it up bike porners!

  27. Anonymous says:

    yo, yo MA – I’ve had my dirty old man moments but Last nite’s cinema spectacular cleaned me right up right quick. Yo bro – don’t be choppen off a guy’s nobby just cause he rapes his kiddy bike – ain’t there nothing sacred?

    I was shocked at the dykes on bikes, as well – I’m not old enough to watch – or maybe too old, cause I did dribble all down my shirt watching it. The note part at the end hooked me into it – it being on the ‘derailer’ and all gave me a special sense that these girls just might do it again.

    Man, no need to bring my medical mary jane on rides no more – just flash back the nite at the movies and wonder about the pervs I ride with.
    Bernie Dubinsky – bernie at midnightridaz

  28. Dave says:

    I’m still reeling from the whole Bike P0nr experience, and I mean that in the best way. It was a trip, and a really *good* trip, to have Rev. Phil and the crew in Santa Barbara sharing the love of and lust for the bicycle.

    The fun hasn’t stopped. There has been lots of discussion, reflection, and laughter. All positive stuff.

  29. Lynn Marie says:

    Bike Porn 3 was super fun! Rad films, music, and people. :D It was definitely a celebration of bikes, love, sex, and bringing the bike community closer together.(in more ways than one… ;)) Can’t wait for next year!

    Lynn Marie(LA)

  30. Frazer says:

    I loved it. The Rev and the ladies are sure to please. I kept wondering and praying for when we’d FINALLY have a sexxxy party in ol’ alabamer and lo and behold, bike jesus answered the call. Stay safe on tour yall and come back soon!

  31. elise! says:

    I wanted to thank you guys for coming through, I honestly couldnt haave imagined the night turning out better. All the films are so beautiful and expose parts (pun intended) of human nature that is usually suppressed or avoided in public discussion. I love being naked and am very body positive and your videos are a reminder and an outlet to all of us body lovin’ ladies and gents out there. My favorite aspect that most of the films had in common was the boys were usually girls and the girls were sometimes girls. Questioning gender roles and turning on individuals who have strict ideas of whats sexy and whats not is so so positive….and hot. Essentially, i think you guys rule and hope to meet with ya’ll one day in the future. Keep it posi with ya bare backs.

  32. Oscar says:

    I have just been made aware of all of this craziness–hell yeah!! The trailer is pretty funny and has a lot more depth than the porn that I always look at. See ya in Asheville.

  33. Atlanta needs this kind of bold sexual exploration especially in the bike community. Keep em smart. Keep em sexy. Thanks Lyndsay, Morgan, Phil, and everybody responsible for this happenin. LOVE BIKES! Get naked.

  34. loved it! Ive never seen so much porn…in public. morgan it was so cool meeting you, thanks for watching my clown movie!

  35. Amy says:

    Dear Fine Porn Purveyors,
    Yours was the THIRD live Dirty Dancing re-enactment I’ve seen this year by on-stage performers and it was by far the best. Not to mention the porn, oh the porn … thanks for creating such a sexy evening. The film was wonderful and your additional live performances made the event … an unforgettable ride.

  36. Anonymous says:

    Wow, I have never seen women put out soo much juice!


  37. Anonymous says:

    I was thoroughly pleased (pleasured?) by Bike Porn 3. I was delighted that it was much more porntastic than Bike Porn 1.

    I appreciated the gender fucking nature of it and all the dirty dirty queers.

    I was totally not into the pedophile scene. Not cool.

    Everything else was rad as fuck, especially the naked karaoke at the end. I don’t think Media Island in Olympia has ever seen such debauchery.

    Cum back soon!

  38. BikeBike says:

    Thanks for bringing the BikePorn3 experience to Calgary! It was a really good time and hopefully you’ll be back next year!

    Also, thanks for hanging out with us at the shop – how was the coffee Phil?


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