Domain Squatting my porn, wtf?

I want to own bikeporn.com, alas it is already taken.

Well I’m sure it is being put to good use. Let’s check in with them to see what is up: “No web site is configured at this address.”

Thanks, Ilan C. Paltrow of Charlotte, NC! Your contribution to the internerds is woefully under appreciated.

But what about some other URLs? like bikeporn.net? Coincidentally the Domain Squatter lives in my hometown (barely). Colin Mannex of 8315 sw 67th place Portland (aka Tigard), Oregon has nothing but annoying ads on his page.

Lee Levitt of Needham MA kinda sums up my feelings on the matter with his website Bikeporn.org: “Bike Porn…”

cause really what more is there to say?

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Wired Magazine gave some advice on how do deal with Domain Squatters. One method is to buy up every possible misspelling of your website.

http://www.selfseo.com/domain_typo_generator.php gives us:

Wrong key typos

* vike porn.
* nike porn. ————–>
* hike porn.
* gike porn.
* buke porn.
* bjke porn.
* bkke porn.
* boke porn.
* b9ke porn.
* b8ke porn.
* bije porn.
* bime porn.
* bile porn. (below)
* bioe porn.
* biie porn.
* bikw porn.
* biks porn.
* bikd porn.
* bikr porn.
* bik4 porn.
* bik3 porn.
* bike oorn.
* bike lorn.
* bike -orn.
* bike 0orn.
* bike pirn.
* bike pkrn.
* bike plrn.
* bike pprn.
* bike p0rn.
* bike p9rn.
* bike poen.
* bike podn.
* bike pofn.
* bike potn.
* bike po5n.
* bike po4n.
* bike porb.
* bike porm.
* bike porj.
* bike porh.

My confidence in the stupidity of the internet and all who dwell here is reaffirmed! If you want to be a millionare “bileporn.anything” are still available. Buy them all now!

2 comments on “Domain Squatting my porn, wtf?
  1. Lee Levitt says:

    So I registered bikeporn.org with every intention of putting up some good bike porn. For us hardcore cyclists, bike porn is pictures of high end bicycles. No girls involved (or guys even.)

    My son pointed out that bikeporn.org might be blocked by corporate routers, so I also registered lovelylugs.net, but alas, I haven’t put any pictures of bikes up on that site either.

    Maybe someday when I have some spare time…

    Lee

  2. revphil says:

    That would be excellent, and thanks for letting us know what your situtaion is. When you finally do get your site up and running we will def point to ya!

    That being said we are sure that many of our readers would take exception to your definition of what a hardcore cyclist is (or is not).

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