Introducing Austin’s Bike Taxi Babes

UPDATE – calendar release party Tonight at the Scoot inn, 9pm in Austin
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THERE ARE ONLY A FEW WEEKS LEFT IN THE CALENDAR SEASON!

You’ve seen the sexy girls AND boys from the Bike Saviours of Tempe, AZ bike kitchen -esce nonprofit AND the sexy JUST boys from PedalFresh, a Portland-based right-to-water organization.

Well we objectified girls and boys, then we objectified just boys… thats it right?

RIGHT?!?

Well actually, even in this age of male objectification and liberation of gender altogether we can still take time to appreciate women’s bodies. Sometimes even without drooling.

Thus it is now time for the fine-ass-hauling ladies of Austin TX get there chance to own our attention.

We dont know shit about Bike Taxi Babes. We dont know if they are actually employed as, as we call them, “people messengers” or if they are just PYTs posing with bikes. We would like to have the answers, but that would require doing the research. So until we find out (bother to write them an email) lets just cross our fingers and pray we too may get to enjoy the view someday soon.

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