Mostly Unrelated to Bike Porn, Volume Uno

Avast, teh Internerds tell us about the lack of advances in the “intravaginal pouch,” or female condoms:

In 1844, Charles Goodyear patented the process of vulcanizing rubber, inadvertently ushering in an entirely new era in contraception – condoms as thick as bicycle tires and still considered re-usable. But getting one’s hands on this new-fangled “technology” became a whole lot harder in 1873, when Congress passed the Comstock Law, prohibiting the transportation of obscene material like prophylactics and pornography. – http://tlrhj.wordpress.com/2008/12/12/safe-sex/

We feel better knowing that thorn proof condoms and rim strips have improved with time. The jury is still out about the effectiveness of slime, however.

How long until a anti-gay religious cult finds reason to hunt gay primates?

If it feels good, do it. That seems to be the motto of the bonobos, whose same- and opposite-sex coupling seems as casual as a Hollywood air kiss and can include oral sex, French kissing and the missionary position. For these chimplike apes, sex serves as all-purpose social lubricant. Dolphins have no such excuses for their kinky behavior: they sometimes try to mate with sea turtles. – http://://www.time.com/time/2004/sex/animals/cuttlefish.html

We’re not sure when Time magazine crossed over from news journal to tabloid rag, but we are all more educated for it.

We promise some more specific humptastic bike content soon…

3 comments on “Mostly Unrelated to Bike Porn, Volume Uno
  1. Anonymous says:

    Plastic Surgery that shows the perfect breasts.
    Is there really such a thing as perfection? Porn, is it a business or just an institution?
    I think you answered this in your article. Thanks!

  2. revphil says:

    sure tang annonymous. Just when we started to think that spam was going to stop giving us compliments…

    Someday when sex has penetrated every nook and cranny of our existence the Olympics will change their motto from “Faster, Higher, Stronger” to “Younger, Hornier, Cleavagier”

  3. Justin says:

    Realy good post. Thanks)

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