Packing in the Euro Porn

Show details come at us pretty fast. Just in the past few hours we have new shows in Italy and Switzerland. This makes for some pretty upset people when local bike perverts find out about our show a day late.

Don’t let it happen to you! Because we are in the midst of a gruelling 10 day orgy of non-stop bike sex, we present to you here your one-stop shop for all the information you’ll need to satisfy your bikesexual desires over the next week!
… And since you are reading this you are obligated to take the extra step and make sure it does not happen to your friends!

BEHOLD! SOUTH CENTRAL EUROPE HAS SPOKEN!

Dijon
Saturday 1 October
in the cellar of Les Tanneries squat (17 Blvd de Chicago)
18.30h – Bike Smut screening
Preceded by cocktails and aphrodisiacs.
Prix libre

Lyon
Two days of sexy bike frolics!
Sunday 2 October
10.00h – bike polo at Rue Philippe de Lassalle, Croix-Rousse
14.30h – ‘Bare as you dare’ naked bike ride from the auditorium Part-Dieu to La Feyssine Parc Naturel Urbain
16.00h – cake and bike games at Feyssine

Monday 3 October
19.00h – Bike Smut screening at Tostaki (1, Rue Saint-Benoît, 69001 Lyon)
22.00h – gold sprints

Annecy
FAIL

Lausanne, Switzerland
MYTHO-AVANT-GARDE OBLO UNDERGROUND FESTIVAL
Wednesday 5 October
At Cinema Oblo, Av. de France 9
23.00h – Bike Smut screening
Following an evening of mytho-avant-garde underground films beginning at 20.00h.

Torino
Thursday 6 October
Csoa Gabrio,
via revello 3
20 dinner, 21.30 film, night bike ride to follow

Milano
Everything you could ever want in bike sex!
Friday 7 October
At CASCINA TORCHIERA (p.le Cimitero Maggiore 18, Milano)
21.30h – Bike Smut screening
00.30h – PABLITO EL DRITO game boy live set, presentation of new album “Little computer disco(RXSTNZ records)

Throughout the evening – Hard stencilism by Serpica Naro

Saturday 8 October
SOS FURNACE (via moscova 5, Rho)
17.00 – Bike sex laboratories:
_ Bike Sexy Dance
_
Bike Porn Collage

_
DIY Sex Toys

20.00h – nutritional aperitif
21.30h – Bike Smut screening
00.30h – electro-trash DJ sets with:

_ZIA LOLLO
_PUNTO G
_DEGENERE REBEL SOUND
For more info: bikesmutmilano@gmail.com and Facebook

WHEW! That is a good run. Zurich and Munich are almost set with maybe a final show in Berlin or some other town along the way.

We hope there is still time for Rome on the 10th… our bikes cant fuck the entire city in just a day.
One comment on “Packing in the Euro Porn
  1. revphil says:

    Bike Smut had the good fortune to be back to back with this documentary about the ELF at a film festival (http://magouf.oblo.ch/) in Lausanne, Switzerland

    “If a Tree Falls”
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2uAKxbDoDA

    If a Tree Falls was balanced and informed and evoked ideas about the future of terrorism. Which to me seems more about keeping the money flowing and less about keeping citizens safe.

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