Pornographic royalty

There once was a cyclist from london
Who fucked bikes for the queer revolution
But riding alone was a yawn
She needed a peloton
Now she knows – bike porn’s the solution!


Bike Smut at the Royal Vauxhall Tavern, hosted by Bar Wotever with Mr. Mistress! Tonight – doors open at 18.00, bike porn pushes the cranks at 20.00.

Royal Vauxhall Tavern, 372 Kennington lane, SE11 5HY London
6pm-Midnight
Entry Free, but donations welcome
All Welcome!

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