Sharing a social media disease

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But now we need your help. Every stupid, vapid, jerkface begs you to befriend them. Many are totally worth your time. The problem is we are adrift in a super highway sea of lame sexual content. We can’t even count the number of times that we have been shut down before we could explain how sweet our goals are. This is where YOU come in. If you believe in our mission to improve people’s lives through better sex and transportation than you must connect us with others, because no one believes us when we say how awesome our politics are.

Do your part to pass these ideals on! Your friends will be glad you did.

**NOTE: persistent rubbing up against your computer can result in chafing, or worse. Consult an IT physician.**

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