Yalls remember back when we were warning you to fucking prepare for the radness of Mini Bike Winter? Perhaps you even got a personal invitation to come and enjoy the fun? Well you got just 12 days to get your butts to Portland.
This year in conjunction with our “officially unreleased theme” for Bike Porn 4 we wanted to making something that was gonna stimulate your brains more than ever. So it is with great anticipation we proudly announce:
Yes, this shit is real.
And it is happening in Portland.
And you are invited.
You dont need any money, you dont need to be 21 or older (being over 18 would make us more comfortable tho), you dont even need to ride a bike but if you do your chances of not going home alone increase by orders of magnitude. Similarly if you bring us a beer, make some intelligent commentary about the state of transportation infrastructure and make some cool stenciled swag with clothes your brought yourself we will prob swoon.
This is our “cheapest” screening of Bike Porn ever! We will be accepting generous donations which will go to support Mini Bike Winter. The idea is that fun is something people spend way too much money on, and if they only spent less money having fun they could work less and we would have more time to enjoy ourselves. This is what we refer to as the free fun spiral, which when not kept in check quickly leads to unemployment, eviction, and eventually just spending all your time masturbating on your bike under a bridge. (There are no confirmed cases of this yet, we are just assuming since this is what we probably would be doing if not getting paid the big bucks to do it in front of an audience.) But in this case we expect you to just give us a few bucks if you got em and have a great time.
Mini Bike Winter Kickoff Gala
Thursday, February 11th
NE 9th and Going
- Panel Discussion: “SHOULD Bikes Save the Planet”,
- Bike Porn 3: Cycle Bound – possibly the last Portland screening
- World Premiere, “MBW09 in 10 Min” by Jon Huey
- US Premiere, “Velo Love” a documentary of the Velo Vixens by Lauren Warbeck
- DIY stencil station. BYO threads and invent your own brands.
On Friday crazy fun shit happens, on Saturday crazy fun shit happens, on Sunday crazy fun shit happens, and then on Monday… fuck Mini Bike Winter, the Backlash Tour will have begun! We are packing up all the fun and hitting the road, se ya suckers! Enjoy 3 more months of gloom!
Until then, the best reason to ride a bike in the winter in Portland is upon us!
WE SAID REJOICE!