THE BIGGEST DAY IN THE HISTORY OF BIKE PORN


We dont know how to prepare you for this tremendous news, so we are just gonna blert it out

we just learned that the house show that we are putting on right now is actually only 40 feet away from the infamous Leprichaun Tree

We do not want to cause a stir… but you should probably start rioting.

RIGHT THE FUCK NOW!

Confused? Annoyed? YOU POOR BASTARDS! enjoy the vast hilarity that is your local Mobile, Alabama news broadcast

We may have missed out on the marketing angle the 1st time this came around but you can better believe that we will not let this opportunity slip though our fingers a second time!

just you wait…

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