Tonight in NYC!

UPDATE:
WE HAVE BEEN BLESSED WITH THE PREMIERE PERFORMANCE OF A NEW YORK ALL GIRL BICYCLE DANCE TROOP!

TONIGHT! we are blowing the anus out of Brooklyn… gently… consentually even! So dont miss it!

  • Bike Porn 3: Cycle Bound
  • April 16, 2010 8pm, 10pm and midnight
  • House of Yes in Williamsburg
  • 342 Maujer St.
  • Take the L train to Grand
  • $8, with live performances!

It was an awesome fun time. Riding bikes, playing games, dancing in the streets! Thanks NYC Polo and Times Up!

Its a steaming pile of bike love in the city that might want to sleep… soon… but not yet… , whack-off, dance-off, maybe with your pants… Off?

6pm Bike Poloin the PIT! (uh Chrystie and Broome Streets in the Sara D. Roosevelt Park.)

What you dont have a polo bike or mallet? Well if you come though we bet someone will let you borrow one… or if you have never played before check out the low-key polo scene in Brooklyn every Tuesday.

7pm Bike Town Motown Dance Ride
Tomkins Square Park, Manhattan

What you dont know how to dance with a bike? Well this 1st hint is free… practice smooth dismounts! then just dance NEXT to your bike. Dancing with a top tube between your legs limits your groove.

AND THEN Tomorrow
WHAT YOU’RE NOT IN New York? What gives? Why you reading this bullshit anyway?

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