We heartily welcome riders of the Seattle To Portland (STP) to our quaint cultural capital. While here you might enjoy a variety of delectable taste sensations.
Now serving: road rash. taint spasm and a sprinkling of shaved leg hair in a lycra taco.
heartily enjoy this fine con-cock-shin this coming Sunday night as your pedal your way to triumph!
- Sunday, July 12th
- Clinton St Theater
- 26th and Clinton
- 10:45 pm
- $6 includes live performance
(Does this map look veiny to anyone else?)
Only one thing to do with a room full of roadies…. Are you ready for a Skin Tight Fashion Show?
Not too bad, but the undies she is wearing are only 5% lycra. Not good enough!
Now this guy, he knows how to layer and strut!
That dude is hilarious. No doubt he rides a $4000 carbon fiber bike weighing in at 17.6lbs.
But what I really wonder is if he has a squire to help him into and out of his lycra.