We SToP for Bike Porn!

We heartily welcome riders of the Seattle To Portland (STP) to our quaint cultural capital. While here you might enjoy a variety of delectable taste sensations.

Now serving: road rash. taint spasm and a sprinkling of shaved leg hair in a lycra taco.

heartily enjoy this fine con-cock-shin this coming Sunday night as your pedal your way to triumph!

  • Sunday, July 12th
  • Clinton St Theater
  • 26th and Clinton
  • 10:45 pm
  • $6 includes live performance


(Does this map look veiny to anyone else?)

Only one thing to do with a room full of roadies…. Are you ready for a Skin Tight Fashion Show?

Not too bad, but the undies she is wearing are only 5% lycra. Not good enough!

Now this guy, he knows how to layer and strut!

One comment on “We SToP for Bike Porn!
  1. WestCougar says:

    That dude is hilarious. No doubt he rides a $4000 carbon fiber bike weighing in at 17.6lbs.

    But what I really wonder is if he has a squire to help him into and out of his lycra.

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