We giveth and we taketh.
So to, does bike porn.
It Giveth and It Taketh.
During a bitterly cold Wednesday polo game i sheared a seat bolt off with my ass. I was playing on a road conversion fixed gear that was too big for me. The score was tied 4-4, Beer Point. Should I stop playing because i might likely tear my wool pants, and then some?
I played on. After what seems like an impossibly long stint our team finally scored the last point and I could relax a little. But not much. I had still broken Brian’s bike, and I was kinda not sober and I was about to use power tools.
A funny thing pride. It kept me from resigning from the game, not because I didn’t want to loose, but because who would I be if I folded under the fear of my ass being interrogated by a seatpost? After all I have asked from my producers, I would be ashamed.
Still as far as bike parts go, that seat post is mighty assertive.
The top tube was much more gentle.
NOW FOR SOME DIFFERENTLY OVERT SEXUAL BICYCLE CONTENT
Our bus broke down in Seattle upon arriving at the Church of the Bicycle Jesus. As planed we went out drinking with the Deadbabies. Terry beat the starter and got the bus running and, as planned, we left Seattle at 3am. Border guards made us turn it off, so we had to push it across the boarder. Inside the station Josh was accused of a variety of crimes (DUI, Assault, various gun and drug charges) and was told, “We swabbed your passport and it tested positive for ecstasy”. Eventually they came to realize that10-15 year old charges are unlikely to have been committed by someone only 19.
Tom Rolf was able to find the starter by finding the dent Terry had made beating it. He followed suit with his u-lock and the bus started again.
The Bikes Inside party was great! Our hosts were amazing. We played bike polo inside a parking garage, had a fun fashion show, bands, a “Rad has got nothing on us” bike dance/derby. Later we jumped naked into the water at Jericho Beach. Refreshing.