Bike Smut is spreading the legs of Europe, North America and somehow Australia, concurrently.
email us <bikesmut@gmail.com> for fast service
2019
26 April – Kansas City, MO w Critical Mass
8 May – Denver, CO @ Oriental Theater
Want Bike Smut to come to your town? Here is how you can host a screening!
Montreal? When?
Yeah Montreal! totally sexxy bike town.
it was glorious!
Is it all the two chubby dumpy chicks shown here? No thanks….
We have chubby chicks, dumpy chicks, rumpy chicks… all manner of people with various bodies displaying their enjoyment for self-powered joy and liberation.
But yes, you and your anonymous limp dick should stay at home and give people with real bodies the opportunity to appreciate each other.
Amen!
Please email me when it comes to Houston…a few days in advance so I can plan to attend.
Alas, we just played Houston a few weeks ago and won’t likely return for a year or so. HOWEVER if you wanted to see it in TX you could go to Austin where we will be screening at the beginning of January.
Its nice that you asked please, but given our tour schedule and such it is highly unlikely that we will remember to email you personally. (would you ask Lance Armstrong to let you know when he is riding a bike?) Might we suggest you keep in touch via any of our social media diseases? YA (don’t) GOTTA CATCH EM ALL!
http://bikeporntour.blogspot.com/
https://twitter.com/#!/bikesmut
http://www.facebook.com/BikePornFilms
http://bikesmut.tumblr.com/
Thanks much!
any plans on touring the northeast?
we just concluded a NE tour.
Where u at, bike curious?
will you be coming to colorado again anytime soon?
Hey, We were just in Colorado in September! We did three shows. Boulder, Ft Collins and Denver. We love going back to Colorado, but the best way to make sure we come back soon is to make a movie! Our next program premieres in Portland in June, and we will be scheduling our next tour after that.
RevPhil I need you to return to Wash DC.
I wanna show you my bike smut inspired photos…
I wanna bike my fave parks with you…nekkid
I want my friends to see the well put-together Turning Trixxx presentation and the fun, sexy, original and sometimes jaw dropping films.
I told Barrack and Michele you’d probably come back and do a viewing around Jan. 20, at the White House. They seemed interested; They’re thinking about it. :)
We had such fun in DC! Hope we get to have lots more fun next time!
Hey! So I just found you guys and I know you were in the Northeast recently but I want to encourage/invite you guys to Philly sometime. I know lots of people that would enjoy this!
Hi Alt Porn Lover, if we were to go back to Philly how would we find you to let you know, so you can tell your friends?
I get lost in this blog. Have no idea where I posted and Poopy Cox replied.
@Poppy Cox- Just wanted to say THANKS for helping me get in touch with one of the filmmakers.
Happy New Year to all bikesexuals!
– H
THIS IS AMAZING!! I just stumbled across a link to this on tumblr. How often does this tour happen? HOW CAN I GET YOU TO MY CITY??!!
thanks, we think of it as the greattest combination since peanut butter and chocolate, but as you see, this is for adults only. email bikesmut@gmail.com or choose any of our social media diseases to keep up to date on the most inspiring DIY porno on earth
Is it ok/acceptable/tolerated/encourage to self-love during these screenings?
Well we love the idea that we could just decide what is acceptable for others, but audience behavior is largely a community standard. In some places the audience is completly still, enraptured with the content. But in other places the audience gets into such a bikesexual frenzy they are litteraly tearning the place appart (two broken doors in Buffalo can attest).
We enocurage the audience engage with the works in a manner they feel comfortable with.
I am looking forward to the show, and I will bring my bicycle.
See you in San Francisco
glad you came out! SF was a blast as it should be!
Thanks to Bianca Stone for her amazing performance, available now http://youtu.be/t-52A3F1MSI
DUDE! What’s goin on with Bike Smut 7? Criteria, deadline, etc? I was/am so inspired by you guys that I am creating my own. So what can I do with it?
Great questions Roo. Deadline for submissions is May 5th, that 5/5 or if you live outside of the US and Canada its 5/5.
When you have your finished submission ready you will look at our webpage which in the next week will have a submit to bike smut link that will have information very similar to the info on this page: http://bikeporntour.blogspot.com/2012/02/bike-smut-6-turning-trixxx.html
happy humpin!
Hey Bike Smut! The Survival Center at UO loved your show last year! Will you be coming back through Eugene anytime again?
<3
Who can we contact?
Hi! That show was amazing! If only more universities had radical student resources like The Survival Center!
We would love to play Eugene again!
hrm, I suggest you email bikesmutgmail>DAUGHT
uh, BikeSmut[at]gmail[dot]com
No NYC tour dates? What part of the game is that?
you want wholesome dirty smut delivered fresh to your doorstep? Better SUBMIT! http://bikeporntour.blogspot.com/2013/03/hop-on-porny-express_15.html
We were there a week before Sandy and a year before that, and a year before that!
Hi!
Fate brought me to a rained upon and crumpled handbill from which I found this website but I am wondering where you are playing in Vancouver and where I can find more info for that stop listed?
Thanks
Hi Morgan, curious fate.
We believe we will be in Vancouver BC July 19-20, no telling where just yet. Maybe you can help?
“More info for that stop listed” ? Do you mean the details about the show we did? Last show was with Bike Bike and it was so amazing!
Here is some more info on the subject, hope that helps. http://www.bikesmut.com/vancouver-the-last-orgasm/
Any chance of coming back to PDX? I helped promote the showing in Chicago last year and just moved to Portland a few days ago, and sadly missed the 6/12 showing. wamp wamp.
Our world premiere in Portland was so amazing! We would really love to share it again, but I have my doubts. We are doing a screening in Vancouver, BC July 20th and one in Seattle in early August
Do you have a venue for Vancouver yet?
Why yes concerned citizen! We have a venue, and now you should be able to find it! Thanks for asking!
Just discovered this! Really would love to see you come to Upstate NY. Troy Bike Rescue is our local community supported, queer-positive bike rehab and it’d be awesome if you came through.
we want to visit Troy! And maybe some other Capitol Dist rad spaces! Thanks for reaching out!
Will Bike Smut ever makes it way to Nashville? I know a few awesome venues that would definitely be interested.
actually we are looking for a venue there now!
Hello,
I’m looking for the location of the Vault for tonight’s showing
Thanks,
— NT
Come to the UK
London has the best fetish clubs in the world and a cycling explosion right now
perfect mix!
I cannot wait for you guys to come to DC and Richmond! I saw you last year in RVA and it was great! I absolutely loved it, what i loved even more was explaining it to people who were not there. Bikesexuality is definitely a great topic of discussion =).
Hey kids! I saw you in Gainesville FL a long long time ago but now am in Austin Texas. Are you coming down here at all (or other places in the southwest)? I’d love love love to see you again. Say hi to all my gainesville peeps when you play on december 15th. And look out for my muddy body on the screen :)
yup! we will be in Ausin in mid January! thanks for the encouragement!!
We want Bike Smut in LA/LBC!!! I got venues, community hook-ups, mad support, vegan foodz, couches to crash. What do I have to do to get ya’ll over here?!
Man we want to come back! SO LETS DO IT! Ill give you months to plan and lets really make it shine! Bikes and Sex in LA? Its gotta be good!
please come to berlin, I miss you bikesmut!
Will you be coming to Minneapolis this year?
Yes, we plan to be in Minneapolis in the Spring!
I’m not sure which Humbolt will be on the 21th next Sundy. Would be thankful if you could comment with a ZIP code. Thx!
Yes! We are updating the tour dates! Just adding LA!
When are y’all coming back to New Orleans?
Hi Wood! We are working to find an appropriate venue for us in NOLA. Any suggestions?
no mpls? pshhh…what?
We only are committed to doing shows where the community has produced a film for Bike Smut and MPLS never has.
pshhhh…. what indeed!
Hello! Where can I buy tickets for your Austin show?
tickers were available via the venue! Hope you got what you need!
Chicago please! Dan Savage brought his 1st Hump Tour here last year vday weekend. We Loved It!
B dannio, you are in luck! Chicago has a film in this year’s program!
http://bikeporntour.blogspot.mx/search/label/Chicago
Will you guys be coming to Montreal any time soon? Pretty please with some gears on top?
YES! Montreal has created one of the most popular films ever for our current program: Come Again
Expect us to be there in early May!
Hey, I only recently learned of your awesome festival and sadly missed your Europe tour last year. Are there plans for another one in the near future?
Hi Meinhart, yes, in fact the 1st screening of Bike Smut 8: Come Again is happening tomorrow (Friday) in Amsterdam!
I’d love to actually be here in Phoenix if you made it here but I’ll try to catch the tour whereever you go!
I am confident we will be back in Arizona at some point. When is the ideal time for you?
Will you be back in Bristol in the UK soon? I just heard about this and wanna come by when you’re in town ^_^
alas, it would seem Bristol wont be getting a show this time around. If you want to see Science Friction I suggest you go to Look Mum No Hands in London April 29th. http://www.lookmumnohands.com/events/bike-smut
Depth of friendship does not depend on length of acquaintance.
You are right the depth of friendship is not dependent on the time spent together, (as you say, “length of acquaintance”) but yeah, it is an obvious and often important factor.
seems like a difficult thing two people riding one bike…..not a tandem, a single bike. ah i like a challenge.